by Zach Billings on March 23, 2011

Zach Billings Evil Monkey

You want to know why I say Monkeys all the time?! Well here it is!

When the monkeys attack and your flesh is being peeled from your bones as they pelt your face with stale, rotten cheesecake, you will wish you heeded my warnings. Beware of the monkeys. They pretend to be all cute and intelligent but it’s just a front they hide behind. They are biding their time and will one day take over, incinerating all the cheesecake as they go. I’m ready!

Are you?

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Timothy Martell March 23, 2011 at 4:22 pm

Love the monkeys! BTW you have a typo! You wrote, “It’s a front the HIND behind…” instead of hide behind…

Aaron March 23, 2011 at 9:06 pm

I also hear that they pee on your face. Your dead face.

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