You want to know why I say Monkeys all the time?! Well here it is!
When the monkeys attack and your flesh is being peeled from your bones as they pelt your face with stale, rotten cheesecake, you will wish you heeded my warnings. Beware of the monkeys. They pretend to be all cute and intelligent but it’s just a front they hide behind. They are biding their time and will one day take over, incinerating all the cheesecake as they go. I’m ready!